Grandma Dot and her first grandson
Mom is ready to take Grant home!
Happy Daddy! 
Such tiny hands and feet
Friday, June 20, 2008
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Just the two of us...
...and then there were three.
Baby out of the Belly
Funny quotes
November 2011
A: Grant, I'm not gonna let you do that right now...
G: (real snotty) Well... I'm just going to another house to live then!
A: Need a ride?!
G: I'm still hungry...
A: Well, we have some cottage cheese you could have.
G: You mean from Owen's mouth?? Gross.
September 2011
W: Grant, hurry up in there; it's past your bedtime.
G: I'm trying but it's not coming out.
W: Well, tell your bottom to hurry up.
G: Dad, I can't... my bottom doesn't have any ears.
June 2011
While touring the birth center at the hospital
A: Ok, Grant it's time to go...
G: NOOO. We need to pick up baby brother!
A: I wish it were that easy. He's not coming til next week.
G: No, I want to get him right now!!
Previous day, Grant was scolded for losing his toy and wallet in the store
A: Ah, man. I can't find my ID.
G: Mom, you lose everything!! Your wallet, your ID... You need to be more careful!
March 2011
G: Dad, where's Mom?
W: She's at the gym.
G: Oh, we have to take care of ourselves now??
G: I wanna call Celia. (his little cousin)
W: Why? What do you need to ask her?
G: Umm. "Is Mike there?" (his uncle)
February 2011
G: Dad, I want a puppy.
W: What would you do with a puppy?
G: I would feed him and play with him...
W: And would you even clean up his poop?
G: Yes! I would be like a mom!
A: Grant, why did you wake up last night?
G: Because I think my armpits were hurting.
Dec 2010
G: Jesus is coming...
A: Really? When is He coming?
G: Ummm. Fast Friday.
October 2010 with cousin Rylee
G: (flipping through the scriptures) "and it came to pass... a car coming and Lehi and..."
R: My turn to read... "and the dinosaurs and all the monsters..."
G: Oh, and Jesus coming?
R: No, He's not in this one.
Jan 2011
A: Grant, I do not like cleaning out your underwear! You need to do this in the potty... this doesn't make me happy.
G: (long silence and sad face)... I just wanna make you happy again, ok, Mom?
Summer of 2010, while shopping at Sprouts
A: (putting a pint of blueberries in the cart)
G: I want some of those!!
A: We need to pay for them first.
G: I want some bluuubeees, pease! (getting louder)
A: Sorry, you'll have to wait.
G: (really loud) I want some BOOOBEEES!
Jan 2011
Will: Grant, I need my phone back now.
G: Just a minute. I gotta text some people.
Sept 2010
G: Get me down!
Will: Yes, sir
G: No, not sir, just son.
Dec 2010
G: Can I have some of your lip-ups? (lip stick or gloss)
April: No, it's just for mommies.
G: Oh, and sometimes Daddy?
April: Sure, I guess.
April: Grant, where did you get that gum?
G: From my mouth.
A: But where did it come from?
G: You purse. You want some?
A: Grant, I'm not gonna let you do that right now...
G: (real snotty) Well... I'm just going to another house to live then!
A: Need a ride?!
G: I'm still hungry...
A: Well, we have some cottage cheese you could have.
G: You mean from Owen's mouth?? Gross.
September 2011
W: Grant, hurry up in there; it's past your bedtime.
G: I'm trying but it's not coming out.
W: Well, tell your bottom to hurry up.
G: Dad, I can't... my bottom doesn't have any ears.
June 2011
While touring the birth center at the hospital
A: Ok, Grant it's time to go...
G: NOOO. We need to pick up baby brother!
A: I wish it were that easy. He's not coming til next week.
G: No, I want to get him right now!!
Previous day, Grant was scolded for losing his toy and wallet in the store
A: Ah, man. I can't find my ID.
G: Mom, you lose everything!! Your wallet, your ID... You need to be more careful!
March 2011
G: Dad, where's Mom?
W: She's at the gym.
G: Oh, we have to take care of ourselves now??
G: I wanna call Celia. (his little cousin)
W: Why? What do you need to ask her?
G: Umm. "Is Mike there?" (his uncle)
February 2011
G: Dad, I want a puppy.
W: What would you do with a puppy?
G: I would feed him and play with him...
W: And would you even clean up his poop?
G: Yes! I would be like a mom!
A: Grant, why did you wake up last night?
G: Because I think my armpits were hurting.
Dec 2010
G: Jesus is coming...
A: Really? When is He coming?
G: Ummm. Fast Friday.
October 2010 with cousin Rylee
G: (flipping through the scriptures) "and it came to pass... a car coming and Lehi and..."
R: My turn to read... "and the dinosaurs and all the monsters..."
G: Oh, and Jesus coming?
R: No, He's not in this one.
Jan 2011
A: Grant, I do not like cleaning out your underwear! You need to do this in the potty... this doesn't make me happy.
G: (long silence and sad face)... I just wanna make you happy again, ok, Mom?
Summer of 2010, while shopping at Sprouts
A: (putting a pint of blueberries in the cart)
G: I want some of those!!
A: We need to pay for them first.
G: I want some bluuubeees, pease! (getting louder)
A: Sorry, you'll have to wait.
G: (really loud) I want some BOOOBEEES!
Jan 2011
Will: Grant, I need my phone back now.
G: Just a minute. I gotta text some people.
Sept 2010
G: Get me down!
Will: Yes, sir
G: No, not sir, just son.
Dec 2010
G: Can I have some of your lip-ups? (lip stick or gloss)
April: No, it's just for mommies.
G: Oh, and sometimes Daddy?
April: Sure, I guess.
April: Grant, where did you get that gum?
G: From my mouth.
A: But where did it come from?
G: You purse. You want some?
6 comments:
Congratulations you two! You are going to be the best Mom and Dad EVER! Or at least the coolest and cutest! Of course, April is completely back to normal just 1 day after birth. Good luck you guys, we can't wait to meet William Grant!
Love you guys!
The Payne Family
Will, he's all you!
Hey, you look like a rock star with a baby on your arm. Congrats Will and Apes. Maybe we can set up a play date in the Fall once mine is all done cooking
Will--Now you are part of the club. Congratulations. The kid looks so much like you. Good thing he is a boy.
Will congratulations to you and April both! I told my dad and he is beyond excited for you! You should give him a call sometime. Derek and I have a blog too and are expecting our first baby in December. Our blog is derekandmindy.blogspot.com Keep in touch! Congrats again.
Mindy (Oldham) Patterson
Will- your wife is so beautiful! But I don't understand... I thought she had a 10 pound baby? Well what's she doing in those skinny jeans 24 hours later? Well good luck with those sleepless nights. And make sure she has the world's best chair to relax in for all those wee hours she'll be up! At some point they DO start to sleep through the night=)
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