I asked Grant where his nose was... He's so smart.
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Just the two of us...
...and then there were three.
Baby out of the Belly
Funny quotes
November 2011
A: Grant, I'm not gonna let you do that right now...
G: (real snotty) Well... I'm just going to another house to live then!
A: Need a ride?!
G: I'm still hungry...
A: Well, we have some cottage cheese you could have.
G: You mean from Owen's mouth?? Gross.
September 2011
W: Grant, hurry up in there; it's past your bedtime.
G: I'm trying but it's not coming out.
W: Well, tell your bottom to hurry up.
G: Dad, I can't... my bottom doesn't have any ears.
June 2011
While touring the birth center at the hospital
A: Ok, Grant it's time to go...
G: NOOO. We need to pick up baby brother!
A: I wish it were that easy. He's not coming til next week.
G: No, I want to get him right now!!
Previous day, Grant was scolded for losing his toy and wallet in the store
A: Ah, man. I can't find my ID.
G: Mom, you lose everything!! Your wallet, your ID... You need to be more careful!
March 2011
G: Dad, where's Mom?
W: She's at the gym.
G: Oh, we have to take care of ourselves now??
G: I wanna call Celia. (his little cousin)
W: Why? What do you need to ask her?
G: Umm. "Is Mike there?" (his uncle)
February 2011
G: Dad, I want a puppy.
W: What would you do with a puppy?
G: I would feed him and play with him...
W: And would you even clean up his poop?
G: Yes! I would be like a mom!
A: Grant, why did you wake up last night?
G: Because I think my armpits were hurting.
Dec 2010
G: Jesus is coming...
A: Really? When is He coming?
G: Ummm. Fast Friday.
October 2010 with cousin Rylee
G: (flipping through the scriptures) "and it came to pass... a car coming and Lehi and..."
R: My turn to read... "and the dinosaurs and all the monsters..."
G: Oh, and Jesus coming?
R: No, He's not in this one.
Jan 2011
A: Grant, I do not like cleaning out your underwear! You need to do this in the potty... this doesn't make me happy.
G: (long silence and sad face)... I just wanna make you happy again, ok, Mom?
Summer of 2010, while shopping at Sprouts
A: (putting a pint of blueberries in the cart)
G: I want some of those!!
A: We need to pay for them first.
G: I want some bluuubeees, pease! (getting louder)
A: Sorry, you'll have to wait.
G: (really loud) I want some BOOOBEEES!
Jan 2011
Will: Grant, I need my phone back now.
G: Just a minute. I gotta text some people.
Sept 2010
G: Get me down!
Will: Yes, sir
G: No, not sir, just son.
Dec 2010
G: Can I have some of your lip-ups? (lip stick or gloss)
April: No, it's just for mommies.
G: Oh, and sometimes Daddy?
April: Sure, I guess.
April: Grant, where did you get that gum?
G: From my mouth.
A: But where did it come from?
G: You purse. You want some?
A: Grant, I'm not gonna let you do that right now...
G: (real snotty) Well... I'm just going to another house to live then!
A: Need a ride?!
G: I'm still hungry...
A: Well, we have some cottage cheese you could have.
G: You mean from Owen's mouth?? Gross.
September 2011
W: Grant, hurry up in there; it's past your bedtime.
G: I'm trying but it's not coming out.
W: Well, tell your bottom to hurry up.
G: Dad, I can't... my bottom doesn't have any ears.
June 2011
While touring the birth center at the hospital
A: Ok, Grant it's time to go...
G: NOOO. We need to pick up baby brother!
A: I wish it were that easy. He's not coming til next week.
G: No, I want to get him right now!!
Previous day, Grant was scolded for losing his toy and wallet in the store
A: Ah, man. I can't find my ID.
G: Mom, you lose everything!! Your wallet, your ID... You need to be more careful!
March 2011
G: Dad, where's Mom?
W: She's at the gym.
G: Oh, we have to take care of ourselves now??
G: I wanna call Celia. (his little cousin)
W: Why? What do you need to ask her?
G: Umm. "Is Mike there?" (his uncle)
February 2011
G: Dad, I want a puppy.
W: What would you do with a puppy?
G: I would feed him and play with him...
W: And would you even clean up his poop?
G: Yes! I would be like a mom!
A: Grant, why did you wake up last night?
G: Because I think my armpits were hurting.
Dec 2010
G: Jesus is coming...
A: Really? When is He coming?
G: Ummm. Fast Friday.
October 2010 with cousin Rylee
G: (flipping through the scriptures) "and it came to pass... a car coming and Lehi and..."
R: My turn to read... "and the dinosaurs and all the monsters..."
G: Oh, and Jesus coming?
R: No, He's not in this one.
Jan 2011
A: Grant, I do not like cleaning out your underwear! You need to do this in the potty... this doesn't make me happy.
G: (long silence and sad face)... I just wanna make you happy again, ok, Mom?
Summer of 2010, while shopping at Sprouts
A: (putting a pint of blueberries in the cart)
G: I want some of those!!
A: We need to pay for them first.
G: I want some bluuubeees, pease! (getting louder)
A: Sorry, you'll have to wait.
G: (really loud) I want some BOOOBEEES!
Jan 2011
Will: Grant, I need my phone back now.
G: Just a minute. I gotta text some people.
Sept 2010
G: Get me down!
Will: Yes, sir
G: No, not sir, just son.
Dec 2010
G: Can I have some of your lip-ups? (lip stick or gloss)
April: No, it's just for mommies.
G: Oh, and sometimes Daddy?
April: Sure, I guess.
April: Grant, where did you get that gum?
G: From my mouth.
A: But where did it come from?
G: You purse. You want some?
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Nice Grant!!!
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